But how’s a poor (pun intended) 1%er supposed to gear up for a long day of mayhem and disruption after sleeping on a cold, hard park bench?
Have no fear, comrades! Occupy Groupon has found a solution: today’s groupon for a
for only $19 Washington’s – that’s a whopping 68% off!!!
Now, whether you’re storming the stock exchange or disrupting subway traffic, you can do it in comfort AND style with what is effectively an electrified Snuggie! It says that it is “Specifically made for you to enjoy on the couch, or in a chair” but we know what it’s really for – to get yer protest on!
It’s time to dial up the heat on this cuz tomorrow it’s gonna get HOT in NYC!